DAY 556: I have thoroughly integrated myself into the Healthy Pet staff. All employees have completed my training regime and now accomplish my daily tasks punctually and without much resistance. I keep them busy enough with my feedings, brushings and rides to my favorite napping spots around the store that I have been able to infiltrate their archaic technology and make some changes. So, if you want to know what's REALLY going on around here, I will be your best source for information, obviously. Check here and on
my
facebook page to get info about stuff like what my employees are up to, new yummy snacks on sale, and if the humans have allowed any stupid kittens back into the store. For now, here's a selfie of the only animal you ever really need to look at. Me. Enjoy. Meow or whatever.
